I don’t think anything will ever validate me more then watching a group of literal brain and heart surgeons confidently walk into the conference room, only to have their leader sadly shuffle out to my office 15 minutes later and ask me to come help them with the projector.
Having a 52 year old heart surgeon say “you’re not gonna be able to fix it Kait is the only one who can do it” is the modern day equivalent of being fed grapes on a fainting chair
princesshamlet-deactivated20210:
once i was driving through the southwest us and i had the radio on and the announcer guy said “ninety-nine-five: of all the stations in the valley, we’re one of them!” and i literally cannot stop thinking about this
It’s certainly one the radio stations to exist
who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.
Customer: *Squilliam voice* On your lunch break, Squiddy?
Employee: *Squidward voice* Squilliam Fancyson from band class?!
Customer: Still playing the cash register, are we? *Squilliam laugh*
Has tumblr gotten over its Green bros hate yet cuz this made me snort
[Video Description: a TikTok by @hankgreen1 that starts with a person saying, “Tell me about a time when a celebrity was rude to you.” Camera cuts to Hank Green saying: “I didn’t like to spend money as a child. I liked to collect it. Any time I got an allowance or got $5 for my birthday, I’d collect it. I’d roll it up into little cigarettes of money and I’d hide it in places.
One of the places was inside my soccer trophies, I’d get a soccer trophy and I’d unscrew the bottom, take it out, and they were hollow. I’d shove $5, $10, and $20 bills in there.
When I was, I don’t know, eleven or twelve, I went in there, and it was all gone, because fucking New York Times bestselling novelist John Green, took it all out and, I don’t know, bought baseball cards with it or something. What a fucking asshole.” End of Video Description]
this local woman who has a tomboy kid reached out to my butch group to see if a few of us wouldn’t mind having brunch with her family and a couple more of the girls tomboy friends, cuz she read that it’s important for your development to have adult versions of “people like you” in your life when you’re growing up. which is definitely true. so we’re going over tomorrow. can you believe that? like, I’m gonna cry.
Statement of y/n regarding being sold to the music group one direction, original statement given on wattpad, audio recording by Jonathan Sims, head archivist of the Magnus Institution, London. Statement begins: I woke up and pulled my messy brown hair into a loose bun-